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The joke that tells itself, the gift that keeps on giving…

Coolio. I know you remember him. You know: “Gangsta’s Paradise.” Crack charges. Dracula 3000? Well, other than being a fine actor, rapper, and vampire rapist, Coolio is also a tight ass chef. How do I know this? I know this … Continue reading

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“The Simpsons Did it!”

So I just came across a product that made me projectile vomit out of a mix of rage and disgust… If you are a true Simpsons fan, you would know that the Attitude Chair, above, is a precise rip off of the … Continue reading

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Cap Sac

This is fabulous! Now I have no need for my fanny pack.  I am calling it now: Cap Sac will be the number one selling product amongst hipsters in the year 2010. You won’t be able to walk a block in … Continue reading

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Nano’s No Longer for Sissies

iPod Nano’s are no longer for sissies thanks to the brilliant minds at Contexture Design. Now you are able to disguise the girly Apple product with something slightly more manly….  NOTE: That was a joke, I am not really that … Continue reading

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What if…

Our generation has seen the debate on marijuana go from the “D.A.R.E.” and “Just say NO” days to it being formally discussed as a possible “hash crop” cash crop for a few of our nation’s states; we’ve seen it targeted … Continue reading

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Do you ever wish you were a kid again just so it would be socialy acceptable to be seen playing with toys? I do all the fucking time. This generation of kids have the coolest things at their disposal. Now, … Continue reading

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