When you were 12: Dirty songs you naively sang in the car out loud to your parents

Too Close – Next ~ 1998

Now girl i know you felt it.. but ooo you know I can’t help it

Ah yes… dance floor boners.  We’ve all had them.  Embarrassing as they are now, you remember the glory of them at those shady middle school dances.   Nowadays you may invoke the tuck-under-the-belt-hideaway tactic… but back then you were proud.  Shameless.  Formidable.

The guys in Next had it right.  Why hide it away when you can use it to your advantage?  Let her know you’re trying but you just cant fight it.  She’s makin it hard for you. No she won’t be creeped out. She’ll be flattered.  And we all know how women love flattery.

Lets face it, gaming girls takes too long.  Grind up a lil too close, give her an idea of what she can have.

Bump Bump Bump – B2k ft. P. diddy ~ 2002

There was a time that it seemed that anything Diddy touched made the top 40.  He showed up in all the right places, and with the right people.  This R. Kelly (of course…) produced jam had it all.  Sexy beat, upcoming boy band… and a chorus catchy enough to get us singing it out loud at an entirely inappropriate age.

Milkshake – Kelis ~ 2003

This is one of my favorite stealth dirty songs.  Yes…the  “Milkshake” a rap euphemism whose meaning is still debated today.  At least this one probably duped my parents when I was bumpin it on the way home from after school activities.


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3 Responses to When you were 12: Dirty songs you naively sang in the car out loud to your parents

  1. Nuriel says:

    Wasn’t Me – Shaggy

  2. Monica says:

    Get Ur Freak On – Missy Elliot

  3. Stalker says:

    I would let you grind up on me to Next anyday. All day.

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