Too Close – Next ~ 1998
Now girl i know you felt it.. but ooo you know I can’t help it
Ah yes… dance floor boners. We’ve all had them. Embarrassing as they are now, you remember the glory of them at those shady middle school dances. Nowadays you may invoke the tuck-under-the-belt-hideaway tactic… but back then you were proud. Shameless. Formidable.
The guys in Next had it right. Why hide it away when you can use it to your advantage? Let her know you’re trying but you just cant fight it. She’s makin it hard for you. No she won’t be creeped out. She’ll be flattered. And we all know how women love flattery.
Lets face it, gaming girls takes too long. Grind up a lil too close, give her an idea of what she can have.
Bump Bump Bump – B2k ft. P. diddy ~ 2002
There was a time that it seemed that anything Diddy touched made the top 40. He showed up in all the right places, and with the right people. This R. Kelly (of course…) produced jam had it all. Sexy beat, upcoming boy band… and a chorus catchy enough to get us singing it out loud at an entirely inappropriate age.
Milkshake – Kelis ~ 2003
This is one of my favorite stealth dirty songs. Yes…the “Milkshake” a rap euphemism whose meaning is still debated today. At least this one probably duped my parents when I was bumpin it on the way home from after school activities.