Do you ever wish you were a kid again just so it would be socialy acceptable to be seen playing with toys? I do all the fucking time. This generation of kids have the coolest things at their disposal. Now, this is not to say I didn’t have dope shit growing up in the late 80’s and early 90’s… Tamogatchi’s and Razer Scooters were the jam at the time, I just wish I had access to Heelies, Ripsticks, Nerf Assualt Rifles, and this fucking thing. I mean, I guess adults could technically still play with these things, but let’s face it, the only grownups who own a pair of Heelies are pedophiles.
The reason I am bringing this up is because recently I saw something I REALLY wanted that is specifically meant for children. It is a modernized lunchbox called a Goodbyn.
Maybe I could get away with one? Possibly if I removed all the childish decals and whatnot? Yes? No? I can’t wait to have a child so I can play with all their stuff and not get looked at like a crazy person.